Citizen C.I.A. Songtext / Lyric

...Calling all Americans of above-average intelligence...

College graduates, apply today...

Come decimate dictatorships and overthrow regimes

In exotic far-off places the vacation of your dreams

You'll assemble puppet governments and play the hand of God

We're an equal-opportunity crime fighting squad






Citizen C.I.A.

Citizen C.I.A.



Now I've trained an army for my kids to fight one day

We'll teach them all our secrets and then we'll walk away

We're knee-deep in guerrillas, yeah the party never stops

United States of America undercover cop



Citizen C.I.A.

Citizen C.I.A.



Five weeks paid vacation and a 401K