Dolphin Trolley Songtext / Lyric

Trolleys don't rise from the ground
Trolleys don't grow on trees
Trolleys aren't born in the water motherfucker
So stop putting them there cunt!
Save, save the dolphins,
The poor fuckin dolphins,
I'd sooner kill you than a dolphin.
Save, save the dolphins,
The poor fuckin dolphins,
I'd sooner kill you than a dolphin.
Nothing shits me more than a trolley in the ocean
Its not eco-friendly and it fucks with dolphins
For all of you sceptics who underestimate
I'm serving up a trolley on your dinner plate
I am the guy who will fry your nuts for fucking with trolleys
I hate this fuckin race who choose to neglect the tools
that give you space
I am the guy who will fry your nuts for fucking with trolleys
I hate this fuckin race who choose to neglect the tools
that give you space
Save, save the dolphins,
The poor fuckin dolphins,
I'd sooner kill you than a dolphin.
Save, save the dolphins,
The poor fuckin dolphins,
I'd sooner kill you than a dolphin.
Nothing shits me more than a trolley in the ocean
Its not eco-friendly and it fucks with dolphins
For all of you sceptics who underestimate
I'm serving up a trolley on your dinner plate
I am the guy who will fry your nuts for fucking with trolleys
I hate this fuckin race who choose to neglect the tools
that give you space
I am the guy who will fry your nuts for fucking with trolleys
I hate this fuckin race who choose to neglect the tools
that give you space
TROLLEY RETURN!!!
A little bit of maintainence, add a little grease
Then push it smoothly through the store to buy your fucking fleece
6 cans of beans, fried chicken, cheese, some milk, some meat I gots to eat, I paid my bill so now I will walk not too far to find my car and load the groceries in the boot then put the fuckin trolley back!!
Its done its deed let the cunt relax... between the bars marked trolley return, you'd think you'd learn, I hope you burn!! Look at the picture dickhead! Are you fucking stupid?? I'll stick a trolley up your arse and throw you in the fuckin river to die!!!
DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!
This thing is store property
It doesn't belong to you or me.