One Lacerated Testicle Songtext / Lyric

65 Bears in the forrest
65 Men with Guns
65 Bears wearing bullet proof vests, and
65 Men getting clawed to death
One Lacerated Testicle, from the claw of the hand of the bear,
One more ball a Doctor couldn't save, and
One less nut you'll take to the grave.
You think you're a man coz you shot some bears,
But you sir should be hung by your short and curly hairs,
Hunting season's open and the prey is you,
Those bears will pound you senseless til you vomit your own poo!
One swipe of his sharp claw and you're in more than one piece,
But no, you chose to fuck with the big hairy beast,
So now you're lying and dying, seeing scattered pieces of yourself,
Your dick's still attached to your severed leg, you'll never walk or fuck again!
99 times outta 10, the bear will slice you a-fuckin-gain (x4)