Beer Shampoo Songtext / Lyric

Mark: that's the kind of guy [...]

aynsley: when you just stopped it was running on your head

howard: well i had to do an edward arnold slow-burn, man, there was nothing else i could do, 'cept play it for all it was worth

aynsley: i said the only other thing to do is go get another can of beer and pour it over his head . . .

howard: well, it was already getting silly, man. i mean, it was remedial as it is, i think . . .

fz: ha ha!

howard: let's not make it too childish

aynsley: [...]

mark: every night for a year and a half, man, no matter how sick i was, or how i felt on stage . . .

?: howie [...]

mark: he, i used to sing, he used to sing "how is the weather" in "happy together" and pour a whole glass of water over my head, man, and he liked it so much that he made it an integral part of the show, the kids loved it, so i just let it keep happening

aynsley: he can't stand it, man, that's all . . .

mark: and you're just a pansy ass, kiss ass little girl . . .

?: ha ha ha!

mark: simmons!

howard: beer is another thing, man! i'm fucking soaked!

mark: they use beer in some shampoos, howard

howard: i don't give a shit, that's all i know it that water would dry up and not stain, and he ruined my shoes, man! i can't believe it

?: ohhh!

mark: materialist!

howard: hey lookit, pat mcgregor!

mark: materialistic! materialistic!

howard: you're the dude who said . . .

(scuffle)

fz: oh oh oh!

mark: materialist!

?: ohhh

howard: don't do it to you, i don't have any beer, man

aynsley: okay

mark: "new york's so lonely . . . "

howard: i can't even . . . you keep your hands off me you creep

mark: "and you are the only . . . "

jeff: you creep, ha ha!

howard: stop it, man!