Half A Dozen Provocative Squats Songtext / Lyric

MARK & HOWARD: (SINGING) THE CLOCK UPON THE WALL
HAS STRUCK THE MIDNIGHT HOUR
SHE FINISHES HER CALL
HER GIRLFRIEND'S IN THE SHOWER

PRACTISISSING, PRACTISS, PRACTISING!

HALF A DOZEN PROVOCATIVE SQUATS!
OUT OF THE SHOWER, SHE SQUEEZES HER SPOTS,
BRUSHES HER TEETH,
SHOOTS A DEODORANT SPRAY UP HER TWOT...
IT'S GETTING HER
GETTING HER
HOT
OH-WOH-WOH-WOH-WOH-WOH

SHE'S JUST TWENTY-FOUR
AND SHE CAN'T GET OFF,
A SAD BUT TYPICAL CASE

LAST DUDE TO DO HER
GOT IN AND GOT SOFT
SHE BLEW IT
AND LAUGHED IN HIS FACE