Montana (Whipping Floss) Songtext / Lyric

Guy in the audience: "Whipping Post"!

FZ: Say that again please!

Guy in the audience: "Whipping Post"!

FZ: "Whipping Post"? Ok, just a second... (Do you know that?) Oh sorry, we don't know that one. Anything else? Hum me a few bars of it, please, just show me how it goes, please. Just sing, sing me "Whipping Post" and then maybe we'll play it with you.

Guy in the audience: Ooh-ooh-ooh...

FZ: Thank you very much. And now... Judging from the way you sang it, it must be a John Cage composition, right? Here we go, "Montana". One two, one two three four...



I might be movin' to...



FZ: Hold it! Hold it! We can't possibly start the song off like that! Good God! That's inexcusable! What happened to you last night?

Napoleon: George has a tape of it...

FZ: George has a tape of it? Ok, we'll use that in the second show... Ready? "Montana"... Wait a minute, "Whipping Post"... No, "Montana". One two, one two three four...



FZ: It's too fast for you? One two, one two three four...



I might be movin' to Helsinki soon

Just to raise me up a crop of

Dental Floss



Raisin' it up

Waxen it down

Tying it to the Whipping Post

In the middle of town






But by myself I wouldn't

Have no boss,

'Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely

Whipping Post



Raisin' my lonely

Whipping Post

Raisin' my lonely

Whipping Post



Well I just might grow me some thongs

But I'd leave the heavy stuff

To somebody else... how 'bout Chester?

And then I would



Get a person

Tie him up

To the Whipping Post

And beat the living shit out of him

So that guy in the audience was satisfied



But by myself I wouldn't

Have no boss,

'Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely

Whipping Post Floss



Movin' to Montana soon (well...)

Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (how unique!)

(Whip! Whip!)

Movin' to Montana soon (now...)

Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune

(Yes, it's such a ballad at this tempo)



Napoleon: Little Booger-bear... Boogers everywhere...

FZ: And now for the thrilling conclusion of that song...