Nanook Rubs It (Session Outtake) Songtext / Lyric

Some of you might know

Saint Alfonzo is the patron saint of the smelt fishermen

S-M-E-L-T fishermen of Portuguese extraction

And his parish is located in the area of the Columbia River delta

Wherein it is really funky

Now the fur trapper has to make it down there

And bust into the pantry

And locate a mysterious elixir

Disguised as a box of mar-juh-rene

He's got to break into the pantry

Whip out a stick of it

Rub a little bit on either of his deflected eyes

Thereby affecting some sort of miraculous cure

Stay tuned for the second part of our adventure

Wherein the fur trapper gets it all together

Hoopla!