St. Alphonzo’s Pancake Breakfast Songtext / Lyric

Frank Zappa

Miscellaneous

St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast

Yes indeed

Here we are



At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast

Where I stole the margarine

And wheedled on the Bingo cards

And blew up the latrine






I saw a handsome parish lady

Make her entrance like a queen

While she was totally in chenille

And her old man was a Marine



As she abused the sausage pattie

And said, "Why don't you treat me mean?"

At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast

Where I stole the margarine

*(St. Alfonzo

St. Alfonzo

St. Alfonzo

St. Alfonzo)*