Truck Driver Divorce Songtext / Lyric

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Truck driver divorce!

It's very sad

(Steel guitars

Usually weep all over it)



The bold & intelligent

MASTERS OF THE ROAD

With their Secret Language,

And the GIANT

OVER-SIZED

MECHANICAL

TRANS-CONTINENTAL

HOBBY-HORSE!






Truck driver divorce!

It's very sad!

Oh the wife!

Oh the kids!

Oh the waitress!

Oh the drive all night!



Sometimes when you get home

Some ugly lookin' son-of-a-bitch

Is trying to pooch yer

HOME-TOWN SWEETHEART!



Oh, go ride the bull!

Oh, go ride the bull!

Make it go up 'n down

'N when you fall off,

You can eat the mattress!



TRUCK DRIVER DIVORCE!

IT'S VERY SAD!

Bust yer ass

To deliver some string beans,

Deliver some string beans,

Deliver some string beans,

To

UTAH!