Dead Before I Was Born Songtext / Lyric

Well, the Lord must have had his day off when I was born

He went to bed, closed his eyes, had some fun

Mummy said she wanted me and I was welcome

Daddy gave his sperm and it was done



Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born

Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born






The first thing that I saw was white

The nurse came with the scissors and said, it's a boy

The doctor hit my ass, said, come on cry

And then I started to scream and I was alive



Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born

Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born

Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born

Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born



And now I'm here and I don't know why

'Cause I wasn't asked at all



Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born

Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born

Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born

Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born