Corgi Registered Friends Songtext / Lyric

In the kingdom of the blind

It's said the one-eyed man is king

And in the kingdom of the bland

It's nine o'clock on ITV

I believe I've seen holograms

With more substance than you

Automatic doors don't open for you



C-O-R-G-I (CORGI registered friends)

C-O-R-G-I (CORGI registered friends)

You meet up on a Monday with your

CORGI registered friends



You call Glastonbury “Glasto”

You'd like to go there one day

When they've put up the gun towers

To keep the hippies away

December sees Kitzbuehel

Clad in Lowe Alpine

Your children are painfully soulless

Ralph's in Brize Norton






C-O-R-G-I (CORGI registered friends)

C-O-R-G-I (CORGI registered friends)

You do Del Boy impressions with your

CORGI registered friends



For sale: gym equipment

But now your jeans are too tight

Amanda Burton on autopilot

It's all you need each night

I wear a tolerance robe

I have the patience of Job

But when I hear your wife's silly giggling

At Ann Summers parties



C-O-R-G-I (CORGI registered friends)

C-O-R-G-I (CORGI registered friends)

You go to medieval banquets with your

CORGI registered friends



Stick this in your Volvo (glove compartment)

Stick this in your Volvo (glove compartment)

Stick this in your Volvo (glove compartment)

Stick this in your Volvo (glove compartment)