Desperate Dan Songtext / Lyric

Yeh, I'm a desperate man
I'm a desperate man
I'm almost as desperate as Desperate Dan
Oh my, I ain't like no pie???
I don't need a can of spinach to make me high

Yeh, I'm a desperate man
I'm a desperate man
I'm almost as desperate as Desperate Dan
Oh fie, I eats cow pie???
It makes me high when I eats cow pie

[I'm a desperate...]

Well, I'm a desperate man
I'm a desperate man
I'm almost as desperate as Desperate Dan
Oh my, love to see you fly
I get so high, I'm on cow pie