New Religion Songtext / Lyric

Evidence of a new religion

I'll spare you the details

Effluent from a bloated business

With replica shirt sales



Two for the kids, one for the wife

Indicating a stunted life

Didn't know gullibility was so rife?

Well, you do know now



Evidence of a new religion

Some hippie with a gripe

Strikes a blow with his census form

By summoning Star Wars tripe






Here's a thing that I'd love to say

Lynndie England walks free today

If she'll only agree to play

With every Jedi Knight



An' lo, my faith it was honed

We can't be alone

Don't say we're alone



Give me ancestry that's inbred

Give me wit that's completely dead

Give me a zip for the back of my head

I wanna join in too



Evidence of a new religion

Meeting a human need

Fertilizer for the brain

Feeding the weakest seeds



Feeding the weakest seeds

Feeding the weakest seeds

Feeding the weakest seeds