D.B. Blues Songtext / Lyric

["This isn't the stuff we normally do for you guys that are buying this.

This is what happens when you consume massive amounts of drugs and alcohol."]



My mother was a douche bag

My sister was a douche bag

I guess that makes me one too

I got the douche bag blues, yes indeed

I got the douche bag blues

I got the douche bag blues

Lord I don't know what to do






I sold dynamite to the Arabs

Bullets to the Jews

Whiskey to the Indians

And I'll get you too

I got the douche bag blues, yes indeed

I got the douche bag blues

I got the douche bag blues

Lord I just don't know what to do



Vinegar and water

The drink that I choose

I gotta tell ya brother

Tastes like pussy juice



I got the douche bag blues, yes indeed

I got the douche bag blues, oh yeah

I got the douche bag blues

I got the douche bag blues



"Time flies when you're in a coma, you know that? "